January 2010
December 2009
corny ass shit
If you think you love her because of her lips, her eyes, her great body; that’s lust. If it’s because you’re afraid to hurt her feelings, that’s sympathy. If it’s because of her intelligence and great insights, that’s admiration. If it’s because of what she does for you, that’s gratitude. If it’s because she makes you forget to eat, to sleep,...
guilty pleasure:
taylor swift songs, she looks like a ferret, but i still like her
if i...
see the word “hella” one more time on my dashboard… i will go apeshit
txtsfrmlstnght:
(805): omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now (1-805): he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i lol’d
txtsfrmlstnght:
(626): you didnt know i had herpes?
merry christmas! LOL
damn...
tumblarity went down… by a lot. OH WELL.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(210): masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
LMFAO
who wants to...
brave the seas of people and go boxing day shopping with me?
i hate you university applications
probably the worst time to do them, but i’m so scared right now. AHHHHHHHHHHH
